Step 1: Go buy a turkey 

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD 

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven 

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey 

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens 

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink 

Step 7: Turn oven the on 

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky 

Step 9: Turk the bastey 

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get 

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer 

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey 

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours 

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey 

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey 

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick 

Step 17: Turk the carvey 

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch 

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out